Holiday spirit? More like holiday spirits.
Meet BLITZENED, the unapologetically bold Christmas hoodie made for the ones who celebrate the season with a little chaos, a lot of attitude, and a drink (or three) in hand.
Featuring a festive couple in Santa-inspired outfits riding into the night on a broomstick, this design blends winter mischief with alternative streetwear energy. Perfect for rule-breakers, party starters, and anyone who refuses to do December the “normal” way.
Why You’ll Love It:
- High-impact back graphic – bold, detailed, and impossible to ignore
- Playfully rebellious holiday theme – for those who like their Christmas a little wicked
- Soft, heavyweight hoodie – built for warmth, comfort, and all-night adventures
- Signature HEN THREADS. edge – unique dark-season vibe you won’t find anywhere else
- Perfect conversation starter – at parties, bars, events, or cozy nights in
Fit & Feel
Premium cotton-blend fleece
Relaxed streetwear fit
Double-lined hood
Durable prints with long-lasting color
Ribbed cuffs + waistband for structure
Who It’s For:
Alternative fashion lovers
Holiday mischief-makers
Hoodie collectors
Anyone who loves Christmas… just not the cute version
Style Tips:
Pair BLITZENED with black denim, combat boots, or winter streetwear layers to keep the chaotic holiday energy going.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
